Our beloved king Joseph III is making some exciting changes for the next couple years. The king wants to make it less easy to enter our country. He has decided to place security at the borders from January onwards who will keep an eye on who wants to trespass into the country.

 

New decisions

During the king's last public speech past Monday at the royal palace, it was made clear that he was no longer interested in welcoming foreigners to our country. This applies to tourists but especially to immigrants. The king’s decision is not too unexpected. Everything our nation stands for does not correspond with most other countries nowadays. More specifically on how we deal with modernity and religion. 

 

The king wasn’t afraid to hold back during his speech and said the following: 

 

“If they can not appreciate or respect our ways then they are not welcome.”

 

He further explained that the ideology of our county has always been about keeping our shared identity, protecting ourselves against other influences and keeping our precious religion intact. The king does not want to have anything to do with heretics who can endanger the purity of our country and religion.

 

The present Santa Puricans went crazy and worshipped what our holy king had to say.

The whole nation stands behind the decision of their god and promise to stand behind him whatever he decides. They want to protect their religion and country at all costs.

 

 

Out of nowhere?

Our people are often considered anti-social or old-fashioned by other countries because of our lifestyle and our ancient traditions. Other countries criticize that we, Santa Puricans, canonize our king and listen to everything he says. An interesting nuance since our crime rate is very low and we have a high degree of happiness in this country.

 

It is believed that this decision was made because of outside criticism that questioned the working methods of our religion and king. The inhabitants don’t appreciate these claims and will cooperate to guard the borders properly.

 

What will change? 

From January onwards, only export or import trains from neighbouring countries will enter our country. For those born in Santa Purica, not much will change. Santa Puricans will still be able to travel in and out of the country whenever they want.

 

Tourists who want to enter our country will have to apply 3 months in advance and have to hold a valid visa. On the day of arrival, they will be expected at the local priests where a conversation will take place about the allowed time of stay. If you are invited by the king or the country itself there is a different and much smoother procedure.

 

The process for migrants will become even more complicated than they were if not impossible. 

 

How the outside world will react to this regulation is not yet clear but is guaranteed to cause a stir.